smileyspeaks

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.
Lucille Ball (via bloodyrouge)

rashaka:

superseventies:

At home with Harrison Ford, 1978 

The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason.  Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

If you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.

#alaska #juneau #hiking #cruise #princesscruise

#alaska #juneau #hiking #cruise #princesscruise